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		<title>Very Shocking&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 02:54:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in
Chandigarh. Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.
She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Shankar.
Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone.
You used to be never found [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;,&quot;serif&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in<br />
Chandigarh. Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.</p>
<p>She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Shankar.<br />
Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone.<br />
You used to be never found without her without handphone. In fact she also<br />
changed her cell connection from<br />
Airtel to Hutch, so that both of them can<br />
be on the same network, and save on the cost.</p>
<p>She used to spend half of the day talking with shankar.<br />
Priya&#8217;s family knew about their relationship.. Shankar was very close to<br />
Priya&#8217;s family as well. (Just<br />
imagine their<br />
love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends &#8216;If I pass away<br />
please burn me with my handphone&#8217; she also said the same thing to her<br />
parents.</p>
<p>After her death, people cudnt carry her body, A lot of them tried to do so</p>
<p>but still cant everybody had tried to carry the body, the results were the<br />
same. Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbours, who<br />
can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her father.</p>
<p>He took a stick and<br />
started speaking to himself slowly.</p>
<p>After a few minutes, he said &#8216;this girl misses something here.&#8217; Then her<br />
friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.<br />
He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the<br />
casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved easily<br />
and they then carried her into the van.</p>
<p>All of us were shocked. Priya&#8217;s parents did not inform Shankar that Priya<br />
had passed away..</p>
<p>After 2 weeks Shankar<br />
called Priya&#8217;s mom&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>Shankar :&#8230;.&#8217;Aunty, I&#8217;m coming home today. Cook something nice for me.<br />
Don&#8217;t tell Priya that I&#8217;m coming home today, I wanna surprise her.&#8217;<br />
Her mother replied&#8230;.. &#8216;You come home first, I wanna tell you something<br />
very<br />
important.&#8217;</p>
<p>After he came, they told him the truth about Priya.<br />
Shankar thinks<br />
that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said &#8216;don&#8217;t try to fool<br />
me &#8211; tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her.. Please stop this<br />
nonsense&#8217;.</p>
<p>Then they show him the original death certificate to him.<br />
They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He<br />
said&#8230; &#8216;Its not true. We spoke yesterday&#8230; She still calls me.<br />
Shankar was shaking.</p>
<p>Suddenly, Shankar&#8217;s phone rang. &#8217;see this is from Priya, see this&#8230;.&#8217;<br />
he showed the phone to priya&#8217;s family. all of them told him to answer. he<br />
talked using the loudspeaker mode.</p>
<p>All of them heard his conversation.</p>
<p>Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.</p>
<p>It is the actual voice of Priya &amp; there is no way others could use her sim<br />
card since it is nailed inside the grave box</p>
<p>They were so shocked and asked<br />
for the same person&#8217;s<br />
(who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again. He brought his<br />
master to solve this matter.</p>
<p>He &amp; his master</p>
<p>worked for 5 hours.</p>
<p>Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them&#8230;.</p>
<p>Vodafone has the best coverage.</p>
<p>&#8216;Where ever you go, our network follows!!!&#8217;</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t shout at me I am also looking for the person who has sent me this<br />
mail&#8230;.so what<br />
you can do&#8230;you should also forward this mail to all your<br />
nears and dears&#8230;and enjoy&#8230;like i enjoyed. HAHAHAHAHA&#8230;.</span></p>
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		<title>Smile a Bit</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 02:51:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Ramankutty Nair, a middle aged Indian immigrant in Dallas, Texas bought a brand new convertible Porsche. He took off down the road and pushed it up to 160 MPH and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair.
 
&#8220;This is great,&#8221; he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. But when he eventually looked [...]]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Tahoma&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;">&#8220;I can get away from him with no problem&#8221; thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 210 km/ hr to escape being stopped.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Tahoma&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;">Then he thought, what the hell am I doing? &#8220;I&#8217;m too old for this kind of thing&#8221; and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the Police car to catch up with him.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Tahoma&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;">The Policeman pulled in behind the Porsche and walked up on the driver&#8217;s side.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Tahoma&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;">The man looked back at the Policeman and said, &#8220;Last week my wife, who is from Kerala ran off with an American Policeman and I thought you were bringing her back&#8221;.</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Tahoma&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;"></span></p>
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